mr_loveless
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
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Today, I got married on Skyrim. To an elf. While in real life, my love life is floundering like a half-dead carp in the surf on a hot day. So much so in fact that I actually draw a measure of comfort from being married to an elf. FML
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MisterMichael 9
Try picturing the carp as half-alive. Maybe it'll help turn things around
carmel1110 12
At least she's hot?
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Comments (95)
buckdharma 38
The half dead carp sounds good to me.
keidus324 6
I'm an elf and I married a Nord. Vorstag is hot as shit LOL
ElhonnaDS 10
I marry Vilkas every single time. Which is funny because he's such a moody SOB that once you have him married it's like he has a mood disorder. "Oh hello my love" "Try not to screw this one up." "I am so happy." "Don't just stand there- get moving!" I should name my character Rhianna.
dontpanic_fml 32
Not everybody has a great love life, but if you want to try and have one, you have to make a decision and do something about it.
misslifeguard 7
Sucks to be you
GarageDragon 22
Sometimes games are better than real life. I'm a werewolf in Sims and it's AWESOME!
TheWorldGreatest 8
You really need to get out more!
BobbieH 19
Maybe you should try IRL and talk to a real, actual, live girl in person. That's the first step. Until you take that step TDI.
SnoochBoochie 14
At least you didn't make the mistake of marrying the first trail that came around. Untherg the Unbroken is a real handful to come home to.
HumanWiki 8
Better than Lucinda the Troll I suppose.
JanisEvans 10
How do you not deserve this? Get your lazy ass outside. Real world. Great game. Give it a shot.