mr_loveless
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
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Today, I got married on Skyrim. To an elf. While in real life, my love life is floundering like a half-dead carp in the surf on a hot day. So much so in fact that I actually draw a measure of comfort from being married to an elf. FML
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MisterMichael 9
Try picturing the carp as half-alive. Maybe it'll help turn things around
carmel1110 12
At least she's hot?
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Comments (95)
karlcolt45 19
to each his own
theboy13 13
Mabe if you got off your game more often you might have a life...
redassassain3 3
Ive done the same thing. It can be comforting. Props on game choice as well. One of my favorite games!
djxerxes9000 18
I hppe shes not a Bosmer or a Altmer they are irritating as hell and far too short/tall to make copulating plausable
sylvie211 6
theres nothing wrong with elves,i happen to be a very prosperous wood elf
Bicko2004 25
Get a life; it's only a game
alitbaby 14
....wow.
abpersonality 19
I feel you.
extos1991 10
get off the game and spend some time with your partner...maybe then you wouldn't have to worry about your real love life.
miSsFlien 15
I'll be your Valentine.