I need a new ballsack.
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Macclesfield, United Kingdom
Swing low, sweet chariot
Today, I'm at that age where sitting down carries a 50/50 chance of turning my balls into scrambled eggs, a fact confirmed yet again today. Third time this week. I think it's time to switch to briefs. FML
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WCARlover 35
Ugh I hate when that happens
Dreamsorrow93 24
Do your balls hang low do they waggle to your toes, can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow? Do your balls hang low!!!
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Comments (32)
cnewton84 28
the woes of being a man
vikky538 29
its time to save them... go for boxer briefs...
Ziggy122 15
Boxer briefs. Best of both worlds.
rogerover 19
It's all about ball management. Boxer briefs still look good but make it much easier. Or you can swing em to the front as you sit down with a forward thrust. Timing is key though.
Bad_People_r_Bad 3
Is that age being a moron with no proprioception?
classycoop 12
What the heck does this even mean
SMHsohard 22
Like my mom always told me, "If you have to ask, you're too young to know."
skyeyez9 25
This fml made me imagine his balls hang so low, that they hit the toilet water when he sits down to take a dump.
kalbrek009 20
Boxer briefs...best of both worlds.
Plywoodman 3
I think it's time to learn how to sit properly with boxers like any grown man knows how to do... O.o
jonoLFC 6
Why is this on here?