Swing low, sweet chariot

By I need a new ballsack. - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I'm at that age where sitting down carries a 50/50 chance of turning my balls into scrambled eggs, a fact confirmed yet again today. Third time this week. I think it's time to switch to briefs. FML
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Dreamsorrow93 24

Do your balls hang low do they waggle to your toes, can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow? Do your balls hang low!!!

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vikky538 28

its time to save them... go for boxer briefs...

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rogerover 19

It's all about ball management. Boxer briefs still look good but make it much easier. Or you can swing em to the front as you sit down with a forward thrust. Timing is key though.

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Bad_People_r_Bad 3

Is that age being a moron with no proprioception?

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SMHsohard 22

Like my mom always told me, "If you have to ask, you're too young to know."

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skyeyez9 24

This fml made me imagine his balls hang so low, that they hit the toilet water when he sits down to take a dump.

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Plywoodman 3

I think it's time to learn how to sit properly with boxers like any grown man knows how to do... O.o

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