I need a new ballsack.
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Macclesfield, United Kingdom
Swing low, sweet chariot
Today, I'm at that age where sitting down carries a 50/50 chance of turning my balls into scrambled eggs, a fact confirmed yet again today. Third time this week. I think it's time to switch to briefs. FML
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WCARlover 35
Ugh I hate when that happens
Dreamsorrow93 24
Do your balls hang low do they waggle to your toes, can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow? Do your balls hang low!!!
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2ndSucks 15
Way to age with grace, OP.
drivingmissdaisy 13
Yeah because that's something you can control 100%.
incoherentrmblr 22
What is the female equivalent to this?...
KittehFreak 25
When one's boobs begin looking like stretched out raisins.
WCARlover 35
Ugh I hate when that happens
bigdfootball97 24
It's the worst right?! ?
DaMann360 19
Briefs are for people who want more support over comfort. Boxers are for people who cherish comfort over support. Try boxer briefs. They provide plenty support and are really comfortable. Plus, it's pretty damn sexy if I do say so myself ;)
robd007 20
once I switched to boxer briefs, I never looked back. only sometimes will I wear boxers to sleep if its very hot.
Ezrah01 7
Umm correct me if I'm wrong. But your a girl. Girls don't have balls do they?
travelfreak 20
Get less grief when you switch to briefs
Dreamsorrow93 24
Do your balls hang low do they waggle to your toes, can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow? Do your balls hang low!!!
trossi32 8
Can you throw them over your shoulder, like a regimental soldier...
Godsofdracos 15
Continental soldier...
Compgeek1996 5
It sounds very painful to tie your balls in a knot or a bow.
lengi123 18
Unless you're a masochist...
deepdownunder 3
you're like the modern say William Wordsworth mate! u need to publish the balls and the penis poems u have in your mind! :p
Dreamsorrow93 24
Haha it's just a parody of the children song do your ears hang low.
briang959 47
It'll happen again later in life. Around 70.
weirdly_cute 11
Getting old sucks. But make the most of it. Harass the young! They can't say anything if they think your senile
EvilTurtle 35
The way you wrote it makes it sound even more painful. I can't imagine having that happen three times a week. By the way, hilarious User name. FYL
Chibi_Kitten 24
Who needs underwear? Free yourself and go commando!
MidnaLink 35
If he's complaining about boxer's (I would, those things are massively uncomfortable under pants), how would going commando help?
Chibi_Kitten 24
I must have misread. I was thinking he meant that they wear overheating.
Amama_fml 30
#12 Us, girls, can't relate to this particular FML. So don't be harsh if we misunderstand.
krupa1901 10
I know the feeling. Jk
whenitdidhappen 14
thats a ballsy comment
rkdstp1995 25
so ballsy that one might say you are going.... nuts?
cakefete2 31
Unfortunately, it gets worse. I work at a nursing home and sometimes certain parts of the residents unintentionally end up in the toilet bowl. Getting old sucks, but I prefer it to the alternative.
isisorchid 16
Haha I work in a nursing home, too. Aging is the pits.