Straining

By NoPeeGiven - 14/04/2013 05:10 - United States - Palatine

Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML
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TourettesGuyFTW 25

20- your pun is crap, and it stinks. Try again, I hope number 2 is better.

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notforbirds 9

This is where you go home, go to sleep, and try life again tomorrow

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noobsatin 19

Hahaha. that's just embarrassing. how does that even happen.

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80sgurl 15

I would make a excuse, so I didn't get embarrassed, an so I would say something like" I sneezed an well ya you can guess the rest"....

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MeloTooNice7 7

Go back to ifunny.

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eddeeezzyy 19

Finally pees in cup after 20 minutes. Spills it all over himself. Yup, seems like a legitamente Bad Luck Bryan situation.

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ni0ve 9

should always be set to give a urine sample if Ireland going to the clinic

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gravekill3r 1

Not that bright are you.

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sonnyrosa 32

Well... looks like urine trouble! I'm sorry... that sucks OP... but seriously, how do you screw that up?

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