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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Stolen valor
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for years asked if I could be her "emergency gay friend." The worst part? I said yes. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12
So you're not her boyfriend, you're not her gay friend, you're not her regular friend, you're not her emergency regular friend, you're her emergency pretending to be gay but actually straight friend. A bit pathetic no? Might wanna try and move up the food chain or move on to someone else.
ingridpingrid 4
Ah, what we do for love..
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Comments (129)
lilpowers 3
So you are gay
geod69 8
At least she didn't laugh at you
geod69 8
You could work with this when she has an all girl sleep over
Angelrose2004 17
Does anyone else not wonder why she would need a gay friend anyways? *confused* =/
hedgehog80 0
I bet real gay people would see right through him. Why is that straight boy pretending to be gay?
Baytheshark 14
You should have become very serious then said.' I'm Not gay. Never have been, and never will.' then just continue doing what you were doing before. She would feel so bad....XD
sojo_fml 1
You've been friendzoned...
t765234 10
Nah, he missed the friend zone, he is now in the "friendship to be abused for personal gain at a later date" zone
nflevy 0
U fool!!
Mr_Matsubayashi 7
WTF is an emergency gay friend?