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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Stolen valor
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for years asked if I could be her "emergency gay friend." The worst part? I said yes. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12
So you're not her boyfriend, you're not her gay friend, you're not her regular friend, you're not her emergency regular friend, you're her emergency pretending to be gay but actually straight friend. A bit pathetic no? Might wanna try and move up the food chain or move on to someone else.
ingridpingrid 4
Ah, what we do for love..
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xHuey123 0
Well if you've seen the movie "kickass" just do that.
ladysman95 2
friend-zones a bitch
ms_redhead 4
I'm really sorry for you, but listen up: If she doesn't love you know she never will! Don't listen to the movies and fairytales that say that as long as you hold out you'll get your girl... It NEVER happens! what you need to do is get out there, and meet alot of girls. You'll find somebidy else, trust me and good luck ;)
tyrrell030491 7
Like a few have mentioned... it worked for Kick Ass!
Fici 0
****** same here man
collinthehuman 1
You guys should probably read the comic first before you start acting like that's a good thing. It was a bit more realistic about how something like that would go over
luzy_q 11
"Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. " -Oscar Wilde Deceive her with your gay-ness! :D She'll like it... if not find it creepy xD
mirandafreemam64 0
what a ****** pussy
xparkourx 0
Sucks to be you dude and not in a good way
GeneralTso 2
grow a pair