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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Stolen valor
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for years asked if I could be her "emergency gay friend." The worst part? I said yes. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12
So you're not her boyfriend, you're not her gay friend, you're not her regular friend, you're not her emergency regular friend, you're her emergency pretending to be gay but actually straight friend. A bit pathetic no? Might wanna try and move up the food chain or move on to someone else.
ingridpingrid 4
Ah, what we do for love..
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Comments (129)
budnut 10
lol
borche 5
What's an emergency gay friend? Lol
bakerella 29
I have no idea what an "emergency gay friend" is, but obviously you've ruined virtually any chance of ever being with her
DrCheese 16
Grow some balls man...have some self respect.
pyrexicpoet 18
Cupid called, he said you need to get your balls back to find true love
fantasyworld 39
What is an emergency gay friend?
shotgun_girl 17
What is that even?
xDylann 3
Just think of this... Make a move, when she says something about being gay to someone else, say no your not and kiss her and make her like it!
hdisnfjs91 21
Maybe if she knew you were straight then something could happen between you but it’s not going to happen when she thinks you’re gay. Stop lying to her, come clean.