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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Stolen valor
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for years asked if I could be her "emergency gay friend." The worst part? I said yes. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12
So you're not her boyfriend, you're not her gay friend, you're not her regular friend, you're not her emergency regular friend, you're her emergency pretending to be gay but actually straight friend. A bit pathetic no? Might wanna try and move up the food chain or move on to someone else.
ingridpingrid 4
Ah, what we do for love..
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Comments (129)
panakuukanap 0
its ok, so did the guy from kickass
samspam 5
Maby u should tell her ur not queer
DearlyStars 5
Later, you will inevitably complain about being stuck in the friends zone.
brennanharvey 1
You ever see the movie kickass....you never know wAt might happen lol
YagerMiester95 8
Well. You've officially entered the friend zone hahaha.
wolfpack2206 1
thats what u get for being a dumba**
J00pAnda 2
You still can get out of the friendzone ;)
jenn_and_art 0
Awww
boostedS2k 0
Man up and tell her. Worst she can say is no bro. You really want to sit back and watch another man have her?
mellow125 8
Ur not even in the friend zone! From where u are u can't even see the friend zone!