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Stolen valor

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for years asked if I could be her "emergency gay friend." The worst part? I said yes. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

4 December 2011, 19:06

So you're not her boyfriend, you're not her gay friend, you're not her regular friend, you're not her emergency regular friend, you're her emergency pretending to be gay but actually straight friend. A bit pathetic no? Might wanna try and move up the food chain or move on to someone else.

ingridpingrid 4

4 December 2011, 19:05

Ah, what we do for love..

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imcharp 5

4 December 2011, 21:44

I don't see any situation where I would need an "emergency" gay friend. What the heck is the "emergency"?

NullPointer 20

4 December 2011, 21:53

Boyfriend dumps her - needs emergency gay friend to go shopping with, paint her nails, tell her she's beautiful, then go out and help her find a new man. Stuff like that. "Oh no! I gained five pounds, you gotta help me! What are you secret gay weight-loss tips?"