lifesucksbigtimefuys
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Stolen valor
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for years asked if I could be her "emergency gay friend." The worst part? I said yes. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12
So you're not her boyfriend, you're not her gay friend, you're not her regular friend, you're not her emergency regular friend, you're her emergency pretending to be gay but actually straight friend. A bit pathetic no? Might wanna try and move up the food chain or move on to someone else.
ingridpingrid 4
Ah, what we do for love..
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Comments (129)
theburninator 1
You have like -2 balls
fizzypop14 3
unicorns are horny
jaredofmo 22
You are going to have to handle this with care or call it off.
fenfen16 5
Will only end in tears...
hotncool 0
Hahaha Lmao That's all yo own fault too fo sayin yes to ur gay friend Lmao hahaha
lmfaooxox 1
Oh no, why!? your never gunna come outta the gay friend zone :/
sivadet 3
Man card revoced Sorry cant spell for shit
every1lovesbacon 0
No sex for you my friend.
googlewtf 0
Pathetic man u might as well be gay u got no balls
jm635 5
Haven’t you seen enough rom-coms to know that yes to that will just lead you to only trouble?