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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Stolen valor
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for years asked if I could be her "emergency gay friend." The worst part? I said yes. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12
So you're not her boyfriend, you're not her gay friend, you're not her regular friend, you're not her emergency regular friend, you're her emergency pretending to be gay but actually straight friend. A bit pathetic no? Might wanna try and move up the food chain or move on to someone else.
ingridpingrid 4
Ah, what we do for love..
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Comments (129)
romanianboi 0
u suckkk
Joey44 15
What the hell is an "emergency gay friend"? How exactly do you see this ending well?
alycion 39
I was wondering the same thing. Someone is either a friend or not. What is an emergency friend?
ryankon518 3
I would make a mistake like that too.
ADAWG92 1
MAYBEER;) Haha. Just tell her the truth. it's better then Lyon to her and ending up losing her as a friend.
maryam8869 7
Poor you .. for saying yes to her ,
cBlackout 13
Sir, you are pussy whipped.
Llama_Face89 34
Ah but now that he's gay he lost his chance at getting pussy.
UrCapsLockOn 12
The problem is ... NOT all things will go right like in movies ... OP, sorry ........
dominicanoo168 0
What a dum ass
Awesome_Guy2468 0
More like kick ass!!!
t765234 10
Dumb*
bethybops 4
this reminds me of the film kick ass
KiddNYC1O 22
You flamboyantly walked right into that one, op.