Love: Standards - FML

Standards

By "missnettymarie" - 12/05/2017 08:42 - Canada - Westerose

Today, I was told that I wasn't "long-term material" by a guy who has the words "white trash" tattooed across his knuckles. FML

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missnettymarie 25

Saturday 6 May 2017 10:35

Hey OP here. Thanks for all the comments. They seriously made me laugh my ass off haha. The guy was/is actually a really great person and is very kindhearted. They tattoos are in no way an accurate representation of his character. When I made this post I was admitedly feeling all butt hurt and rejected so I guess I decided to be a dirt bag and post about it on social media. In all reality it wasn't that big of a deal and I have definitely since moved on.

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rivenrock 14

Wednesday 22 February 2017 2:04

Maybe you just don't have the drug ring running or monster truck repair skills he's after? How many roadkill recipes have you mastered?

pjsr 32

Wednesday 22 February 2017 2:15

That's ok. 'Long-term material' is probably a couple weeks to him.

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hunterseal 18

Saturday 13 May 2017 8:06

Dodged a bullet.

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