Dogs, Poopoo peepee and Animals: Spinning out

Spinning out

By PerfectTiming - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Eindhoven

Today, my dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around and smeared it everywhere. My dog excels at timing. FML

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Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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By morphea - 29/04/2015 22:54 - France - Chantepie

Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML

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Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML

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By Really - 14/05/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 05/03/2022 04:00

Today, my dog decided to take a poop at the top of an icy hill. Being a good citizen, I went to clean it up. Guess who slipped and wore the poop all the way down the hill… FML

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By a man - 10/04/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman. All 180lbs of her promptly slammed sideways into the wall, putting a dog-sized hole in the plaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2012 19:50 - Spain - Santa Cruz De Tenerife

Today, I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After a while of this, I finally got up to let her in. When I opened the door, she looked at me, threw up, and scurried away. FML

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By StinkyDogs - 27/03/2011 10:06 - United States

Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

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Monday 8 July 2013 16:26

Your dog really knows how to stir shit up.

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Monday 8 July 2013 16:25

"Just smile and wag my tail"

Comments

glamorous18 10

Tuesday 9 July 2013 10:39

what were you doing in a revolving door with your dog anyways??

RubbarDuckie 9

Tuesday 9 July 2013 12:11

I laughed an inappropriate amount at this post. Sorry OP.

belthazor909 4

Tuesday 9 July 2013 12:20

Like it or not by being Muslim I'm not allowed to keep the dog inside my home . Lucky me

soapmactavish82 8

Tuesday 9 July 2013 23:25

Bob saget "he shit every where!!"

JoseIsAdork 31

Wednesday 17 July 2013 6:07

I could have pictured my dog doing something like this >_<

Imnotreallyblack 10

Wednesday 17 February 2016 23:01

still a better love story than twilight

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