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Today, my dad woke me up 3 hours early, after I'd been up very late the night before, because something "awesome" happened. Apparently the cashier at Dunkin' Donuts and I share the same first name. Thanks Dad. FML

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God forbid he loves you...maybe one day you'll appreciate that he thinks about you when you're not around. At least you have a dad.

Coccinelle_fml 15

Wow way to ruin everyone's mood.

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Of course, I mean who has the first name PimpDaddy anymore?

Oh poop, OP is a girl. But SugarMomma is rarely used in these days also.

I stupidly called my kids ****-Knuckle and Drop-Kick. It's amazing how many times they get mistaken for people on here.

Haha that's hilarious!!

go back to bed??

how could he with all the excitiment

CattyPurry 0

let's just hope the cashier can hook you and your dad up sometimes xDD

maybe he was sending you a message? judging by your long night, and waking up late, i can take a fair guess that you dont have a job, maybe you should apply there.

you deserve it for having the same name as the cashier at dunkin donuts

ur dad seems fun! :)

Just go back to sleep, FML solved.

That's so cool. It just goes the show the little things in life can make people very happy.

xosportsgirl14x 8

Some people can't do that. Even if she can, it still stinks.