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Today, my dad woke me up 3 hours early, after I'd been up very late the night before, because something "awesome" happened. Apparently the cashier at Dunkin' Donuts and I share the same first name. Thanks Dad. FML

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God forbid he loves you...maybe one day you'll appreciate that he thinks about you when you're not around. At least you have a dad.

Coccinelle_fml 15

Wow way to ruin everyone's mood.

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i litterly was laughing my ass off reading that

Lucky, I wish the Dunkin' Donuts guy had my name!

Reminds me of Randy Marsh

stoneywoney 3

Go back to sleep. Atleast your Dad rememered what your name was.

I know the feeling, sort of. My father flips out whenever he finds someone with the same name as me because "it wasn't that popular" when I was born. There's a quarter of a million people in the US with my name. -.-

Umm.I don't get it..

A win.

Aw shucks. Now you have to change your name.

you should wake him up to tell him that you know someone else who calls their dad 'dad'!

I call my dad dad too!

mirandom24 10

This is OP. My name is Miranda. Not that uncommon.