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Today, my dad woke me up 3 hours early, after I'd been up very late the night before, because something "awesome" happened. Apparently the cashier at Dunkin' Donuts and I share the same first name. Thanks Dad. FML

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God forbid he loves you...maybe one day you'll appreciate that he thinks about you when you're not around. At least you have a dad.

Coccinelle_fml 15

Wow way to ruin everyone's mood.

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Indian ppl work at dunkin donuts!! What is your name?? Not bein racist...just sayin

better be a REAL special, unique first name.

xoxo_cherri_xoxo 6

redundancy fail.

619warrior281 5

that's too funny to even get mad at. haha, my dad does things like that too.

Sounds like your dad grew up reading Bloom County, where Binkley is continually waking up his dad in the middle of the night to share some stupid bit of trivial celebrity news.

Bruce_Lee 0

For the LOLs

Haha dads. They can be such a-holes at times but hey, what can you do about it, except blasting your lady gaga or ke$ha at 4 in the morn. :)

I agree with people saying that your dad is awesome. He sounds like he's proud of you.

familyguy11 0

weed is an amazing drug

What are the odds?