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Today, my dad woke me up 3 hours early, after I'd been up very late the night before, because something "awesome" happened. Apparently the cashier at Dunkin' Donuts and I share the same first name. Thanks Dad. FML

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God forbid he loves you...maybe one day you'll appreciate that he thinks about you when you're not around. At least you have a dad.

Coccinelle_fml 15

Wow way to ruin everyone's mood.

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ImAKittehCat 0

Seems like something my dad would do...

Haha dude, same here!

there is cause for genuine concern on the fathers part though, what if he brought the wrong child home the hospital...

God forbid he loves you...maybe one day you'll appreciate that he thinks about you when you're not around. At least you have a dad.

Coccinelle_fml 15

Wow way to ruin everyone's mood.

yeah, at least she has a dad she even likes... but dads are over rated. moms are the important ones *nods* I love my mom

who crapped in your cornflakes?

Thanx dude! Ur comment made me lol soo hard! My dad was actually concerned!!! U have officially made my day :) so thx again!

-btw I'm talking about cornflakes-

I love your profile picture, IIIXXXIII! Are you The Patron Saint Of Bring Downs?

tis be! tis be! honestly, who doesn't enjoy a good ol' fashion bring-down?

birdetoyourdork 2

hello

THEKAISER 4

What do you mean?!?! Thats AWESOME

Your picture makes me Want to cry... Its so creepy and mangled :/ good thing spiderman is a hero :D

If you can get a free donut, then it's awesome.

lalalaleah123 0

Haha ikr?!?!?

Did it come with a free $25 coupon?

heartbrakej 0

wow, that's amazing! congratulations!

He was stoned obviously.

is he a cop?

DaangItsBrooke 8

win

does this awesome information come with free donuts?

Teaching you a leson..... Stop staying up all night partying and then sleeping in. Works that way all the time.

Herp derp stupid durrrrr

sourgirl101 28

11, you must lead a very boring life if you can't enjoy sleeping in every once in awhile. It's summer time. Live it up! *I wouldn't mind being woken up early if there was a Bavarian Creme Donut waiting for me.(:

26- you had me at Bavarian

mirandom24 10

This is OP. I had been in a musical the previous night. I wasn't "partying."