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Lonely This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

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Today, I felt so lonely that I left the TV on for company. Then the power went out. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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FAP= Forever Alone Party

Sounds like a party.

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haha, I have a friend that their dog gets lonely, and if she doesn't leave the tv on when they go out the dog whimpers :(

forever alone....

SQUIRRELS!!!! THEY ARE EVIL MOFOS. THE ARE RATES WITH FUR AND A FAT BUSHY TAIL! >:|

justme84_fml 2

is just a coincidence, don't worry!

Moan the loan and pray that you'll run over some Playboy magazine.

bingababe 16

That could have been funny but you blew it. 

Get a dog. They are called mans best friend for a reason. Or go to a bar, get drunk, and meet other drunk people. Plus, there will probably be a tv on in the bar!

better hope your pleasure stick in your top drawer has charged batteries or it's going to be a very lonely night. here's a tip go out and get laid even ugly girls get loving might just need to stay at the club a little longer than the pretty ones chin up

Well aint that a bitch D:

get a blow up doll

uhh want to hang out? call me ;)