sqquish
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Smithfield, United States
Sorry
Today, while visiting my boyfriend to see his new puppies, I squatted down to pet one. The other began to lick my ankles profusely until I lost my balance and fell on him, breaking his leg. FML
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Rei_Ayanami 18
Please tell me that the poor puppy got medical care and not put down.
bigbrown24 17
at least you didn't kill it.....right
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jayemerald17 25
Now you have to keep him and love him. you break it you buy it..
Algorithm 24
Most of the FML stories are funny or at least the sort of thing that makes you think "wow, that really sucks for that guy" but this is just horrifying and sad. Kinda wish this weren't an FML. Can't say this is the site I visit looking to read about horribly wounded puppies. For future reference, if OP's reading this, always sit down when you play with a litter of puppies or kittens - they're less likely to be scared of you, too.
pandemonium307 10
You really need to work on your fitness if you have such issues where you can't balance or squat for something even like a puppy. I hope you paid for the puppies medical bills because it was completely your fault.
heartofhannah 28
This needs a follow up. We need to know the puppy is okay!
Tantien 8
YDI coz of your name. That's not funny. FML for the dog not u. "Had s stupid human fall on me coz she is 'special'. I broke my leg. FML"
punxsy_phil 11
I think she fell on her boyfriend. Not the pup
lyn87 7
Oh my god this is so awkwardly terrible. I am so sorry. Everything will be fine. :) also, it could have been worse. But Maybe split the bet bill? Still, you didn't do anything wrong. It was an accident.
Blurgas 16
I've got a ~4 month old kitten, she likes to be underfoot and has nearly been stepped on and/or kicked a few times
factoryslavejg 4
**** you asshole!! Maybe your fat ass should learn some balance!!!
TAntobella 14
Wow the pain that poor puppy has suffered must have been terrible... **** ITS life for having been around an idiot who overreacts to some licks on the ankles and can't even hold her balance. What are you, 3 years old? Honestly, shame on you: you haven't done it on purpose but you didn't took the most basic precautions to avoid harming those puppies. Good luck to your future children, they'll need it.