sqquish This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Smithfield, United States

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Today, while visiting my boyfriend to see his new puppies, I squatted down to pet one. The other began to lick my ankles profusely until I lost my balance and fell on him, breaking his leg. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Rei_Ayanami 18

2 March 2016, 08:59

Please tell me that the poor puppy got medical care and not put down.

bigbrown24 17

2 March 2016, 08:57

at least you didn't kill it.....right

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MrKdv 14

2 March 2016, 09:59

That poor puppy! D:

mm12344 8

2 March 2016, 10:04

I feel more bad when dogs get hurt than people :(

missoops 21

2 March 2016, 12:01

It's because you have a soul. Don't worry, the cure is time.

TheGreatPotato 19

2 March 2016, 22:58

Or retail. That'll cure that condition of yours real quick.

Seabass_Chan 33

2 March 2016, 10:12

Pay the veterinary bill and befriend the puppy as a way to make up for it. Bring treats—let it be the envy of its siblings,

Utetopia2014 18

2 March 2016, 13:32

Hopefully the puppy stays well away from her, and tells its siblings to do the same thing.

ACCOUNTKILLER 18

2 March 2016, 10:31

lucky it was only the leg- my uncle accidentally stepped on a chihuahua when he was in his teens and completely crushed the poor thing

GhostFox 34

2 March 2016, 10:39

Bloody starry night, I could have gone the rest of my life without reading that. Excuse me while I gag at the mental image while utterly horrified.

Calingaladha 21

3 March 2016, 05:01

Yeah, we had a chihuahua brought in one time, after a TV had fallen on it. It was already dead, but we sent it off for cremation. That's why you secure televisions. They'll fall on kids, too.