Health, Facebook and Social Media: Social media was a mistake - FML

Social media was a mistake

By Anonymous - 16/05/2013 10:51 - Australia

Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML

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By Thanks guys - 26/11/2013 05:21 - United States - Richmond

Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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What have I done now?

By SupportPage - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Torrance

Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML

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By beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 01:25 - United States - Butler

Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML

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By pottie69 - 07/09/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML

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By Needsanewjob - 10/01/2012 15:34 - United States

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

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By Sallyfromtheseashore - 01/07/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, I wrote a long wall post on my teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deleted it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including what was written on the post? FML

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You deserved it 89 624

By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 18:00

Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML

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Taco Bell, huh?

By tanya - 25/10/2010 12:32 - Canada

Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML

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TheHarvest 7

Thursday 16 May 2013 18:54

thats the problem with social networks. everyone knows EVERYTHING.

mansen 15

Thursday 16 May 2013 18:54

Well, now your friends will know who to blame for the farts...

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Ambient25 24

Thursday 16 May 2013 19:06

One of my old roommates apparently watched midget **** one day and had it actually auto-link to his Facebook activity. Hahahaha he never heard the end of it.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Thursday 16 May 2013 20:38

What's wrong with midget ****?

Mr_Satan 11

Thursday 16 May 2013 21:07

I know, right!? That shit's ******' hilarious.

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 16 May 2013 22:19

*watches as midget climbs up the woman's leg to hump her*

SMHsohard 22

Friday 17 May 2013 0:16

Came home after a long day at work, read this post-now my husband wants to know why I'm laughing like a crazy person, and I can't keep it together long enough to tell him!

Likian5 26

Thursday 16 May 2013 19:06

And THIS is why I choose not to have a facebook...

sum42guy2k 6

Thursday 16 May 2013 19:08

Were your first words "aw crap" or "oh shit"

buddy51 23

Thursday 16 May 2013 19:09

Sorry, OP, its crappy that your loose finger's outed you like a stool pigeon! That's really gonna cramp your style on Facebook!

rosenkrieger223 21

Thursday 16 May 2013 22:50

Just.... No.

IvyPalin 7

Thursday 16 May 2013 19:21

Just delete the post....

AGB10 19

Thursday 16 May 2013 19:21

I think you need to change your name, address, FB..FML

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Thursday 16 May 2013 19:25

LoL It could always be worse OP. Lets just hope your friends have mercy on you.

vicky4321 6

Thursday 16 May 2013 19:34

I'm still laughing at all the downvotes on the crappy puns.

perdix 29

Thursday 16 May 2013 19:38

Why do you need a group to support your irritable bowels? Isn't that what your pelvis is for? The good news is now your entire social circle is going to know the real reason you are cranky, and it's not just garden-variety bitchiness. I don't know if that's going to make anyone want to hang around with you anymore, but at least their judgment of you will be less harsh. That's kind of a win :D

xxsadie03xx 7

Friday 17 May 2013 6:55

It helps to be able to vent to others on your symptoms and what works or doesn't work

cryssycakesx3 22

Sunday 16 February 2014 13:31

lol. it's funny to me when people don't get perdix's humor. I happened yo look forward to it.

stimpy12 5

Thursday 16 May 2013 19:45

i hate how things can link to your fb

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Today, I confronted my ex-employer about the money he owes me. He'd said he would pay me $3000. He asked me if I had it in writing. I said no. He said, “Well, too bad for you. No leg to stand on.” Then, in a cringey Indian accent, “Thank you, come again!” and slammed the door in my face. FML

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Today, I discovered that the five-star meal that my friend treated me to last night was actually meant to be repayment of the $200 I loaned her last month. I needed that money for bills and she refuses to give me another cent. FML

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Today, we left the cat alone all day for the first time in months, and came back home 11.5 hours later to three enormous puddles of vomit. We then spent $450 at the vet only to find out that our cat is perfectly healthy. He just has separation anxiety. FML

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Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML

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Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML

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Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran to me and inspected my hair and said, "We can fix this." I was there to get my daughter's hair done. FML

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Today, I finally found our big casserole in the attic. Once the food was all nicely layered into it, I realized why it had been in the attic. It doesn't actually fit into our standard-sized oven. By a few millimeters. FML

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