Today, whilst out shopping with my crush, I decided to jokingly try on a silly-looking dress in an overly-expensive shop. Apparently I took the wrong size as I couldn't get out. Not only did the shop assistants have to publicly cut me out of the dress, I had to pay for it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that, "It's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML
Today, at work as a cashier, a guy came up with a cart full of stuff and it took me 10 minutes to ring it all up. When I told him his total, he felt his pockets, said, "Oh shit, I forgot my wallet!" and walked off. He left about 15 bags worth of things for me to put back. FML
Today, I bought some pricey lipstick for a date tonight. An hour after putting it on, my lips are so swollen, I look like a blow-up sex doll. FML
Today, I accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to take my bra off. FML
Today, I went shopping with my sister. Looking for something to say, I told her how one of my friends had been burglarized. Then I realised it was Bree on Desperate Housewives. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML
Today, while battling a severe flu, I was forced to come to work by my manager. Upon arrival, I discovered that a colleague he likes who should be covering for me is out today. The reason? Her shoes hurt. FML
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Top comments
sarah6786 14
How hard did you try to zip it so that there was no way to get out other than to be cut out? YDI
Windv 12
And the reaction you were trying to get from him is...?
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Comments (98)
dinagdotphoto 13
In an unrelated comment.. Did that fake story about a guy visiting his gf who opens the door naked just disappear completely??..
Enslaved 38
This FML reminds me of the "Sex and the City" episode when Carry and Miranda were ugly wedding dress shop and had to rip the dress off.
rhevenge 19
if you couldn't get out of it then you obviously had to force yourself into it. remember this experience and never force yourself into clothing.
Headcrab 29
In denial about your size?
JanisEvans 10
I've never managed to get into something but not out. That's ridiculous. Also, I'm not getting the joke. You're clearly very weird. Good he figured that out before he went from crush to date.
corocoro 30
Uhm, you got scammed by the sales clerks. Unless you willfully destroyed the dress, it's covererd by the shop's insurance.
Zebediabolical 45
Stuffing yourself into a dress that you cannot get out of sounds pretty willful to me.
tralala453 22
Why couldn't they go into a changing room with you?
The_Paladin 16
how did you get in the dress if it was so hard to get out of it??
nunn245 10
Wow. That's awful!
worldclassrager 41
Check the size the hanger might be wrong...which it was...hope it didn't leave you flat broke...