If that was an attempt at joking, OP, you fail so bad it's hard to believe. And if you mean it seriously, slap yourself and then look at what you wrote and slap yourself again. I doubt you knew everything correctly at four years, and expecting your daughter to know is sign of your own stupidy.

Children tend to learn from their environment and their parents. Either she heard this somewhere from other kids, her friends, family members including her parents or she came to this conclusion herself and nobody has made any attempt to correct her. That said, I'll bet you believed some pretty wild shit at four years old as well. It's your responsibility as a parent to teach her otherwise. Do your job.

Honestly, that's less weird than how it actually works.

Somehow I get the feeling OP meant fourteen not four. Or at least I'm hoping they're not THAT much of a bitch to think this lowly of a toddler.

Honestly? let's be happy that a 4 year old DOESN'T KNOW how women get pregnant. Secondly, children aren't magically born knowing everything. if you think children are born knowing everything, you shouldn't have kids. at all. they must be taught. they pick up on their surroundings. I hope she doesn't get your attitude/lame humor that's borderline rude and obnoxious.

Hooo buddy. I hope your 4-year-old has other people in her life more understanding of the fact that she's an actual child. >_>

And when are you picking up your Nobel Peace Prize??? What a horrible snippy post about a child

She's four years old. Give her a break. When I was that age, I believed a woman magically got pregnant when she got married. I believed God put a baby inside her stomach at that point in time. Sheesh, cut the poor kid some slack.

What is wrong with you? She's 4. And because she doesn't understand procreation you're assuming she's stupid?? Wow. Bad bad parenting.

Are you kidding me? Your poor kid is only 4. How could she possibly know ? I'm worried about her with you as a mother.