Runt of the Litter By junkjunkie - 11/06/2018 11:30 - New Zealand - Tauranga Today, in front of my 6 brothers, my mother told me I had the smallest penis at birth. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 256 You deserved it 319 Share Tweet Share
Today, I got home from working overnight and let the 2 dogs out of their crates. The oldest one (almost 9 years-old) was acting weird. He was shaking and couldn't stand up, let alone sit. I thought something was incredibly wrong. Nope, he just had gotten hold of 10 of my "treats" when my SO wasn't looking. Dude was high all day. FML I agree, your life sucks 131 You deserved it 548
Today, it's our ten-year anniversary, and I thought finally we would break our 10-month dry spell with some action. My husband had dozed off and was snoring even before I could reach the bed after finishing my chores. So much for happily ever after… FML I agree, your life sucks 1 487 You deserved it 330
Today, my boyfriend of almost two years and I broke up. Earlier, we scheduled our classes for senior year to match perfectly. Can't wait. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 348 You deserved it 39 454
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML I agree, your life sucks 66 688 You deserved it 3 975
Today, my mom finally noticed the joke file I have on my PC desktop called "bigcocklovespussy.jpg". It's just a cute picture of a chicken snuggling with a cat. She didn't actually open the file and just deleted it. She won't believe my explanation and grounded me for a month for "looking at porn". FML I agree, your life sucks 19 487 You deserved it 7 666
Today, after years of not meeting my partner's family, along with the new arrival of our daughter, we decided to travel to meet them all and introduce our bundle of joy. Instead of the usual welcoming committee, all they could go on about was whether or not my daughter was his because of how fair toned she is. FML I agree, your life sucks 914 You deserved it 113
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML I agree, your life sucks 67 350 You deserved it 3 454
Today, I made it my life goal to own a towel heater. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 112 You deserved it 28 163
6 brothers, and you’re the only sister.
How, exactly, did this come up in conversation?