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Runt of the Litter

By junkjunkie - 11/06/2018 01:30 - New Zealand - Tauranga

Today, in front of my 6 brothers, my mother told me I had the smallest penis at birth. FML

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Donut_Wizard 23

Monday 11 June 2018 2:27

6 brothers, and you’re the only sister.

Allie614032 34

Monday 11 June 2018 2:25

How, exactly, did this come up in conversation?

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Candid10 2

Saturday 15 September 2018 20:18

whats about now???

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