Today, my band went to play a set for the first time. I'm the drummer. All was going well, and then before our first song I threw the sticks in the air, went to catch them, and one hit me right in the eye. I couldn't continue playing. Now I have to wear an eyepatch. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to a gig. The drummer threw his drumsticks out at the end and I managed to catch one. With my face. Not only did I get a black eye, but the person next to me snatched the drumstick from my hands. FML
Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML
Today, whilst tuning my guitar, one of the steel strings snapped and hit me in the face. Now I'm on my way to my first date with the girl of my dreams, and I'm wearing an eye patch and have a thick red line across my face. FML
Today, while playing on stage, the singer of my band swung his microphone around, straight into my face. I now have stitches above my right eye, and a job interview in three days. FML
Today, I was jamming out and playing some air guitar. I somehow managed to knee myself directly in my left eye socket. I now have a hideously swollen face and a black eye. When people ask me what happened, I'll be hesitant to tell the truth. FML
Today, I had my first gig with my new band. I was concentrating on my guitar during the second song when I tripped over the singer's microphone cable, hit my head on the bass drum, and blacked out. When I came to, people were applauding, apparently thinking it was part of the act. FML
Today, the drummer from my favorite band threw a drumstick into the crowd during a concert. It hit me on the head and bounced into my friend's hands. She left with a drumstick from a band she didn't want to see in the first place. I left with a bruise. FML
Today, I was working on my computer when my dad walks in, pointing his finger at me like a gun. Before I could even ask, it turns out he was aiming a rubber band at me. The doctor says I'll be able to take off my eyepatch in a couple of days. FML
Today, I forgot to tune my guitar pre-performance. Surprising, because it was in tune when I frantically did it by ear backstage. Too bad two of the six strings snapped, smacking the drummer in the face. FML
Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, all while sending blood down my horn. FML
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Hive_Node 2
Learn to spin them around in your hands if you can't catch them.
jSOPURE 3
Let's hope you guys are a pirate themed band. Arrrggghhh. =X
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Comments (282)
FahadZ 0
lool i think im gonna click both ydi and ure life is fkked cuz ure practicting how to be cool BUT ure an idiot..
EmbarrassedKlutz 0
Teh eyepatch is SEXEH >:P Though your horrible coordination is not.
bigbrain 0
HAHAHAHA OWNED. You deserve it. Retard.
stopreadingmynam 0
Why the **** does everyone think everything is retarded?!?!? retard is an offensive word for people with a mental illness
spillproof 0
Well, now you have a new look. Just tell the girls you were mugged.
AdamGD 0
Who says he was showing off? It might be a routine the OP has to do. In which case, he didn't have a choice.
FMaLex 0
#3 You fail
daveDFFA 0
If you can't be flashy with your instrument, don't try. lol, it benefits nobody. Maybe practice alone so the only person that feels dumb is yourself. Although everyone messes up once inawhile. Whatever, sucks to be you is the moral of the story.
BLACKLIGHTNING 0
Wow dude, I'd kill to be a pirate!
DarthJeff 0
Could be worse,you could be like the drummer in Def Leppard. Get a parrot.
Teletubbies_fml 0
Hey, it could have been worse. I mean, you could be wearing two eyepatches if you messed up badly enough. :|