Today, I annoyed my friend by texting him "Meow" over and over at random times of the day because when he's drunk he meows in his sleep. Apparently a great way to get back at me was to tell my parents I wasn't a virgin, and that I got high on Wednesday. He had pictures to prove it for both. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, a guy I've been seeing called me really drunk again to talk about his and his cat's angst. He put me on speaker so I could have a meowing-conversation with his cat to soothe her. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML
Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML
Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML
Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML
Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML
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CateXOX 0
Why did he have pictures of you losing your virginity? Hmm mean friend :( But next time don't annoy him.
spencerchu 0
lesson learned don't piss people off
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Comments (141)
momo1972 3
he had pictures that proved your a virgin?
acorn92 0
meow
Stumblebum30 5
there's maturity at it's finest
SisyphereanTask 2
Good grief OP you are an obnoxious twat. I think it's safe to say this isn't the first time you've done something so needlessly annoying (and possibly expensive if he has to pay for texts) so he got you back. You sound like an immature, attention seeking, try hard with no sense of boundaries who has the intellectual capacity of a lettuce leaf. YDI for being a plonker.
grdianknight 0
and this is why when you grow up you'll learn not to piss off people who have dirt on you, lesson learned kid
Naomiiiii 0
OP said he had pictures to prove both, so he must have had pictures of sexy things
Naomiiiii 0
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roblaycle 3
yeah what comes around goes around
some1azn 0
Then you were the one meowing from embarrassment? :o
khaya 9
That's why you don't mess with the friend who always has the camera.