Miscellaneous: RAWK N ROLL!!!

RAWK N ROLL!!!

By stagedivefail - 19/08/2009 14:36 - Australia

Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML

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By MarsMayFall - 12/09/2016 09:56 - United States

Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML

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By bandfuckup - 13/03/2017 00:00

Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2015 18:20 - United States

Today, I had my first concert and was really anxious about screwing up my performance. Good news: I played fine. Bad news: as I walked off the stage, I tripped over my own feet, face-planted the floor, and busted my nose open. FML

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By NotKeithRichards - 06/09/2011 12:07 - United States

Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML

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By epicfail - 02/08/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 19:32 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, my band and I played at our first ever real gig. Our drummer turned up high out of his damn mind. After ruining our act with his godawful performance, he screamed "HELL YEAH!" then ran and dove off the stage into a nearly non-existent audience. We were told to never come back. FML

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By northernlass - 20/09/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML

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By lekijkerd - 17/11/2012 13:56 - Netherlands - Leusden

Today, I went to see my favorite band. It was all amazing and great until I decided to go crowd surfing. I was maybe too heavy because people jumped away instead of catching me. I fell right on my tailbone. FML

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By ~Mr.Void - 09/10/2010 03:12 - United States

Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my best friend's elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2014 18:45 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, it was my first ever live piano performance. It went all great until the end, when I stood up, slipped, and smashed face-first into the keys. I've lost half a tooth and all my dignity. FML

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lmmmr 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:12

Stage diving at your first show? Seriously? YDI. Stop making music.

rcjamie 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:18

if it wasnt your first time crashing on the floor, I would suggest you might have done some brain damage the previous time, because I dont know where do you get such idiotic ideas from, YDI a lot, get your head out of your ass

Comments

plexico 3

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:27

Even if you got that right, you overestimated the crowd's willingness to catch you. My college roommate tried a stage dive and in mid-air, he said he knew how Moses felt when the Red Sea parted. The good news for him was they packed his nose with cocaine at the emergency room -- it's a good anesthetic when you break your nose smashing into the floor.

oh_mi_shizzle 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:28

ohmigod!!! hahahahahahaha that's halarious! super duper embarrassing and painful so OP, FYL! i feel bad for you, really, i do even if i laughed like crazy at your stupidity. but hey we all make mistakes... just so happens that some of us have it more hurting expirience and its humiliating cuz its in front of a ton of ppl and u cant hide it. better luck next time! :D

whoaelena 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:37

You must suck. Like hardcore!

Pyrbaby 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:43

wow... you've found a whole new level of stupid.

jackkerouc9 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:47

nice, thats something that would of happen to spinal tap.

iilovehaters 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:50

white jesus

LatinoHeat 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:57

YDI for not doing a Clay Aiken song before you jumped.

Nomad609 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 23:30

Whoever said he wasnt singing a Clay Aiken song? He could have been covering Clay songs for his entire set you know.

zombzomb 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 21:18

HAHAHAHA o jeez.

yourMUMSgash 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 21:20

how did this make it through moderation? i remember seeing this.

mercilessadi 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 21:22

ydi y coz u r dumb coz u r stupid coz u r vocalist coz u misjudged coz u fell on the floor coz u shared it here coz u thought ur band is good coz u were born coz u expected the crowd to catch u lol noob