Today, my older brother said that if he beat me in a game of NBA 2k17, he would get to keep my PS4. I beat him so badly that he got angry and destroyed my PlayStation. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML
Today, I horribly lost a game of basketball against my dad. It wouldn't have been so humiliating if he hadn't been piss drunk at the time. FML
Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, my brother asked me what I want for my birthday, so I said that we could just hang out. He told me I should ask for something more realistic, like a gift card. FML
Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML
Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom, so I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then started yelling at me on Facebook, so I logged out of Facebook. She then started yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Today, I was arguing with my dad. I called him a geriatric fool. He replied with, "Well at least I know who my biological father is." I have no idea if he's joking. FML
Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML
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jjmeow 10
Sounds to me like you're gonna be getting a brand new PS4 courtesy of your "older" brother.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe you guys oughta go outside and play real basketball. No matter who wins, the loser will be too tired to throw a tantrum.
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Comments (22)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
He wanted your stuff and wanted to "justify" taking it. It feels entitled to your stuff and you denied him. He thought he was better than you and you reminded him how weak he really was. None of these are good signs. Hopefully this is an isolated incident but I doubt it if he's this bold and this emotionally fragile. Does he do manipulative stuff to others as well?
s3ahawkz 19
Do you play mypark? if you do what's your overall
Mozelle123 10
Personally, I'd make him pay for a replacement
Lee Elliott 4
what kind of stupid ******* asinine game did he think he was playing? i hope you either, told your parents, depending on how young you are, or, beat his ******* ass with a 2X4 if older.
Jeffrey Laymon 6
if he wasn't getting it nobody was
Emily Hill 9
I hope you made the asshole pay for it