Health: Pros and cons

Pros and cons

By aylla - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was diagnosed with vertigo. It's like being perpetually drunk, but without any of the fun bits. FML

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Can actual drinking reverse that?

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I think we should try this. Any victims? I mean volunters?

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dahmon 0

Friday 2 November 2012 1:19

I've had that before, worst feeling ever

Ohnoyoudidnt97 4

Tuesday 27 August 2013 6:12

i have vertigo too but ive had it for years and i still have it. for me its a condition and i know how you feel!

i_needa_username 17

Saturday 8 November 2014 5:54

Omg my friend has vertigo...IT SUCKS IM SO SORRY

kp122 6

Thursday 13 November 2014 3:21

I have vertigo. It's the worst thing I've ever encountered.

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