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LOL. Ah. Oranges. So many marriages they have broken up. When will people learn?!

Wow, that's... pretty petty, lol. That must suck, to have them fight over absolutely everything... my parents used to fight a LOT, and I remember how shitty it was to hear them scream at each other. Fyl, yes.

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Wow, that's... pretty petty, lol. That must suck, to have them fight over absolutely everything... my parents used to fight a LOT, and I remember how shitty it was to hear them scream at each other. Fyl, yes.

LOL. Ah. Oranges. So many marriages they have broken up. When will people learn?!

Hopefully soon, however my boyfriend and I still let the occasional orange come between us. Sighh

come between you, you say....

how does an orange cum between you? I'd love to see that played out.

uh how old are they? when will they realize that they arent in gradeschool any more?

That's a pretty dumb thing to fight about. I sense a divorce in the near future ._. I wonder who'll get the rest of the fruits then? My guess is your mom gets the banana, and your dad gets the peach. x]

Melon works better.

Grapefruits can be quite effective.

Your mum was hogging the orange, your dad deserves some playtime with it as well. Clearly they love the orange more than you. I mean comon, squeezing your head doesnt provide a healthy drink now does it? I hope my first son is an apple.

This is not an FML. This is at best MLIA.

I hope this is an example of a reasonable fight. At least it is a winnable one. Dad got the orange -- Dad wins! He went to "his bedroom"? What's the deal with the separate bedrooms? When you fight about who crushed who's spirit or who sucked the life force out of whom, you can't victorioulsy run off to your bedroom with a tangible object of conquest.

who cares? why is this an fml?

Who's modding some of these FMLs? (checks the scoreboard and announcer table) A room full of type-writing monkeys smoking cigars? I thought so.

That's what I'm thinking. This is probably one of the stupidest FML's I've read. Lmao at the monkiessmokingcigars. XD

ftw your name is pretty amazin :) fighting over an orange? a melon i could undertand ...