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Today, my parents had a fight, which is a pretty normal occurrence at our house. But today, they fought over an orange. Dad is now sitting in his bedroom with the aforementioned orange. FML

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blink831forever 13

LOL. Ah. Oranges. So many marriages they have broken up. When will people learn?!

Wow, that's... pretty petty, lol. That must suck, to have them fight over absolutely everything... my parents used to fight a LOT, and I remember how shitty it was to hear them scream at each other. Fyl, yes.

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Comments (94)

Oh my god, this is so STUPID! Everyone knows BANANAS are worth fighting over! ... Anyway, what was he doing in the bedroom with the orange...?

By orange, OP means another woman :D

UWBeautyQueen12 0

My parents are the exact same way

Ellowise_fml 0

Awww :( Yeah sometimes my parents are like that too... really sucks...

Sounds like it should be on MLIA, not FML

Hahah, I thought that too :D

orange you glad he wasn't holding a banana!

I smell a divource

i say f your mom's life... she has no orange =(

I bet it was a chocolate orange. Those are worth fighting over.

oh, god yes. /******

Oranges are yummy. I can see why they're fighting.