Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Today, I received a "Get Well Soon" card in the mail, which I found just a little odd, since I was feeling completely fine. Not an hour later, I tripped and fell down a flight of stairs. FML
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JudgeTroll 6
Do you have any psychic friends?
inhindsight 11
Send them a thank you card and ask for tomorrows winning numbers.
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JudgeTroll 6
Do you have any psychic friends?
Lemonlimegreen 2
Isn't this sequence of events usually the other way around?
MCRaddict15 15
11, yes, but since it was not the other way around, OP is confused, as you would be.
Goldenchest 14
it's The Doctor...
greenie213 23
37 - he would have heard the tardis.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Let's hope you don't get an "I'm sorry for your loss" card.
perdix 31
Nope. Psychic enemies.
I_lost_the_game 25
Oh good, OP, you received my card.
doctorhook86 25
Final Destination: The Greeting Card.
doctorhook86 25
94: I thumbed you down because Final Destination is a shitty series.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I feel so bad for owning the FD movies now. Thanks, hook.
doctorhook86 25
97: I'm sure they're better when you're a stoned chipmunk.
Anai08 17
Is it sad that when I read this FML I thought of the Pokemon move "Future Sight"?
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Omg thats actually pretty creepy. Like all I'm thinking about right now is a little chuckle doll holding a greeting card and saying "get well soon". :S
coolbrony12 3
Your reply has 100+ likes but the same comment below has negative 50 or so.
realSlimjimShady 7
Must of got there early
NiiTeH 7
64 - OP wouldn't be the one since they would be the one receiving the card.
whatsup215 0
I thought of Final Destination ..
Khariau 8
I think it can from patrick jane, the mentalisr
simsgirlgem 25
BEST COMMENT EVER (is a Whovian)
leadawg75 12
Physic card?
ADuckOnQuack_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
*Phsycic
LaughinStock 16
*psychic
DocBastard 40
You're all idiots. It's spelled "sykik".
Danny0522 8
*sidekick. Idiots.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Obviously you're all wrong. It's Psy kick. As in the invisible force that pushed OP down the stairs.
Pelvispresley 8
*sighkcicks duh idiots
PhishloverA 14
Psychic* don't try correcting someone's spelling when you can't even spell the word right. Fail
Pelvispresley 8
66- We were all being sarcastic...
dominic1221 6
I think he knew that but was just born with a shitty sense of humor. What an unlucky gun.
doctorhook86 25
77: Unlucky gun indeed, he's not even sci-kek.
N3766 20
66- Your face is also an epic fail. no offence, just kidding, it is an offence.
Dixbfloppin 11
Your misspelling of the word "offense" is an epic fail, 110.
doctorhook86 25
110: Him Bob Marley, bredda. Badman be wishin I and I One Love from Zion, zeen?
tymarie2012 31
16- I meant to thumbs you up but I was laughing too hard and accidentally hit the thumbs down.
Awkward_Science 2
118 - I was shaking my head in disappointment at you and accidentally hit thumbs up
jenniferunicorn 5
66-i love how well your pic goes with your comment xD
Sandman366 6
115: The fail is your own, his use was correct. (Both are.)
TwentyFourXXIV 13
Someone really likes you... They hurt you AND you get a "get well soon" card!
blaackandprouud 20
Am I the only one who finds this FML really creepy?
flamegrilled123 3
This fml makes me think of final destination
shellz102 12
Ohhh the irony!
Inheritance 10
Coincidence? I think not! Someone's out to get you OP.
Calyx_fml 22
Send me $500 soon!
chemchic 7
Why? If things are happening backwards then maybe you'll get the money, and immediately get a $500 ticket or something!
nabee26 15
Calyx-- wow your profile pic is really creepy looking. Lol
greenie213 23
The crazy thing is that's actually him.
inhindsight 11
Send them a thank you card and ask for tomorrows winning numbers.
greenie213 23
Yours truly, Shawn Spencer
mojojojo91 6
Well said.
alissa222 15
Was it from the friendly neighborhood physic?
alissa222 15
Damn you auto correct! *shakes fist* Psychic.
afallingstar 22
It was from Shawn Spencer..."I'm getting something...OP is going to fall down the stairs...better send a get well card"
jetsown08 21
45, you're a little late on that. Somebody else already said that on this FML.
afallingstar 22
Yes thank you ever so much for pointing that out...
doctorhook86 25
21: See #2
LaughinStock 16
You know to much Op, next you're going to get a red rose. TUN TUN TUN TUM!!
xXxIracebethxXx 14
I fail to see how the reference goes with the FML.
Hed_Hunter 2
He meant that she was gonna die, but wtv..
olpally 33
That's some voo-doo magic trick right there... Lol.
NOOBSQUAD 0
Straight from the mouth of someone who reminds me of whiteboy7thst
johobus28 26
This is some Final Destination shit right here
livamour 17
How could they possibly deserve it? I don't understand why that side has a single vote.
nabee26 15
Exactly what I was thinking!
PhishloverA 14
#10, every FML has some YDI votes, even the ones that the OP couldn't have deserved it in any way
outoftown 27
#10, Wait, wait, it'll come to me ... Yes, it's now clear: "10% of raters are chronic assholes."
YeaSo3 14
People are stupid... They say someone deserves it no matter what the situation is... Its soooo Annoying!
Dalboz 26
sometimes I accidentally click the ydi button and you can't undo it but it's so easy for the finger to slip :(