Premonition

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received a "Get Well Soon" card in the mail, which I found just a little odd, since I was feeling completely fine. Not an hour later, I tripped and fell down a flight of stairs. FML
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inhindsight 11

Send them a thank you card and ask for tomorrows winning numbers.

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MURIKKA 11

Later that day, OP received an ad for window repair.... *brick flies through window*

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Bonzer 2

Or flood insurance...

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TheJester12 15

One. How many psychics does it take make a person stumble down the stairs like a bumbling fool?

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DocBastard 38

The card was probably sent by a lawyer trawling for business. He'll call you tomorrow to discuss your rights and how you can sue the home builder and the manufacturer of the stairs. You'll be set for life, you lucky bastard!

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MCRaddict15 15

How come you always find the bright side in every situation? It's almost impossibly creepy.

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olpally 32

Don't question doc's greatness.

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MCRaddict15 15

Oh, I guess it came out as an insult. It wasn't meant to be, I think I've just noticed a lot of his comments come out with a sort of bright side in a bad situation. It seems a little strange but intriguing.

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olpally 32

He's the master at mind-blowing us with his logic. Don't worry. Haha

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TrueTriage 16

He's not a god.... Just a witty doctor. Possibly one of the few in the world

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YummiliciousLibb 4

this belongs on MLIA

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CherryLipBalm 1

That's scary! You should send them a letter back asking about winning lottery numbers(:

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