Accident, Spooky and Health: Premonition

Premonition

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received a "Get Well Soon" card in the mail, which I found just a little odd, since I was feeling completely fine. Not an hour later, I tripped and fell down a flight of stairs. FML

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JudgeTroll 6

Tuesday 24 July 2012 22:41

Do you have any psychic friends?

inhindsight 11

Tuesday 24 July 2012 22:43

Send them a thank you card and ask for tomorrows winning numbers.

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boofybluth 6

Tuesday 24 July 2012 23:28

That's kind of creepy!

Max1468 4

Tuesday 24 July 2012 23:30

That's kinda scary. I hope you're okay though!

maggielubz13 4

Tuesday 24 July 2012 23:31

That's really bad but hey, it could have been worse

Pandacupcakelove 26

Tuesday 24 July 2012 23:35

Some one is out to get youuu! :O

Inediblepeaches 15

Wednesday 25 July 2012 0:14

I can't lie... I sent my team of invisible ninja assassin penguins to get rid of OP.

benimin 6

Tuesday 24 July 2012 23:36

That's kinda creepy. I hope you're not hurt

Kingbreezy04 10

Tuesday 24 July 2012 23:36

It was Mrs.Cleo darling, dey cards, dey cards neva lie.

s0ulslack 20

Wednesday 25 July 2012 0:06

The mind has crazy powers you never knew

pexy_fml 16

Wednesday 25 July 2012 0:12

Look at the bright side…wait there is no bright side

Inediblepeaches 15

Wednesday 25 July 2012 0:12

Yea... 'tripped'.... >:3

burro_fml 6

Wednesday 25 July 2012 0:14

Do you happen to be friends with shawn spencer?

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