Health: Power move

Power move

By Ow - 15/06/2026 06:00 - United States - Golden Valley

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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Friday 18 April 2014 18:11

That's snot very fun..

Pleonasm 35

Friday 18 April 2014 18:13

Did you then punch yourself in the heart because you wouldn't stop bleeding?

Comments

G_bear24 9

Friday 18 April 2014 20:48

Hahaha wow you sure showed your nose who is boss!

EastyBeasty 4

Friday 18 April 2014 21:02

That was just stupid.

pratikp03 22

Friday 18 April 2014 21:27

Why...just why?

pandalover69 26

Friday 18 April 2014 21:28

ydi dumbass

ahippienamedrae 10

Friday 18 April 2014 21:52

Even an idiot nose not to do that.

cmm06241 3

Friday 18 April 2014 21:59

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

olisykesdick 6

Friday 18 April 2014 22:03

This sounds like me..

buckdharma 37

Friday 18 April 2014 22:17

I hope you never suffer from premature ejaculation.

jw833055 13

Friday 18 April 2014 22:34

I kinda hope he does.

foreverfilthy__ 10

Friday 18 April 2014 22:19

Hahaha!! This is the best fml I have ever read!

ravens42 8

Friday 18 April 2014 22:23

What the hell is wrong with you

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