Miscellaneous, Landlords and Plumbing: Pipe down

Pipe down

By Carl - 16/10/2011 12:47 - United States

Today, my landlord compared me to his idiot son for not plunging a toilet. This is the same toilet he explicitly told me not to plunge last week, because of a possible leak into the basement. We have been peeing outside for a week waiting on him. FML

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By jeauxann - 11/05/2018 23:59

Today, my landlord refused to send a plumber over to unclog the sink. Now he wants me to pay for water damages because he didn't call a plumber sooner. FML

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By op-poopy - 22/04/2011 14:26 - Canada

Today, the landlord of our building constructed a bathroom in the space under the stairs, outside my office, on the other side of a thin wall. He must have some kind of bowel disorder, because now I get to hear the sounds of his loud, wet and gassy pooping several times per day. FML

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By EwwGross - 31/08/2011 20:15 - United States

Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML

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Slumlords

By Nelson - 11/04/2022 12:00 - Netherlands

Today, and for the last two weeks, my asshole landlord refuses to fix the hot water supply. My shower is now so cold that peeing on myself while washing is actually helping. I need a new place. FML

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By That escalated quickly. - 28/08/2017 20:00

Today, I was excited by the thought of the bathroom in my rental being replaced after the plumber advised that the leak can't be easily fixed. Instead, the owner has decided to fully renovate and is kicking me out. FML

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Extreme measures

By Anonymous - 07/08/2022 06:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML

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Mr Clean

By Anonymous - 08/07/2023 15:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend is mad at his landlady because she hasn’t followed through yet on the new front door she promised a month ago. He, on the other hand, has neither cleaned the toilet, nor washed any dishes since he moved in. Which was… a month ago. FML

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By lifestinks - 23/08/2009 03:29 - United States

Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes at work. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walk under the newly fixed pipes, I get soaked with water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement so they made me work covered in piss. FML

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Stubborn

By Anonymous - 27/10/2020 22:58

Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML

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Whoops

By chubbs - 28/05/2014 21:07 - United States - Vacaville

Today, after waiting 2 hours for my landlord to leave so I could take a shit in peace, I sat down on the toilet. The doorbell immediately rang. It was my landlord, who wanted to let me know that he had just backed into my car. FML

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bachooka 5

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:16

Where have you been pooping?

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:22

In the litter box :O

Comments

hellodeandra 8

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:48

Where do you poop??

hateevryone 14

Sunday 16 October 2011 21:00

where do you go when you have to poop?

btnhdude 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 21:00

30, I know man... It's-it-it-it's j-j-jus-just... Just n-no... Just... Just...just no.... Just no.

eatpussy 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 21:08

What a pissy situation

MajesticKing 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 21:50

Noob

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 16 October 2011 22:17

Tube

emerluvsu 6

Sunday 16 October 2011 21:51

Only in Kansas!

Ressamies 6

Sunday 16 October 2011 21:57

Hey, wait a minute! did you also crap outside?

alival 12

Sunday 16 October 2011 22:10

I guess we know who his son gets it from

Jewdazking23 5

Sunday 16 October 2011 22:28

That brings me back to when our only working toilet didnt work so we all hopped in the minivan every morning to go use the bathroom at mcdonalds. all summer long we did that