By lifestinks - United States
Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes at work. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walk under the newly fixed pipes, I get soaked with water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement so they made me work covered in piss. FML
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  redbluegreen  |  40

I agree. At least you should've been able to leave for a break, clean up, and then come back. Is half an hour to an hour really that bad for your boss? Seriously? Health hazard if I ever saw one.

  sobe23  |  0

I agree with #2. Thats really unsafe!! You could get really sick! Oh, btw what job involves working in a basement all by themselves? I think that sounds creepy!!

By  thequickredofox  |  0

Surely there are OH&S laws to prevent these things from happening, and if they do happen, ensuring you can go home, get cleaned up and get tested for all the delicious nasties that live in the sewer!

  weinerdog  |  2

Exactly - how do you work without a spine? If your boss took a dump on your face, would you walk around all day wearing that too? Get some self respect!

  Seanyboii20  |  0

Bob Slydell: Milton Waddams.
Dom Portwood: Who's he?
Bob Porter: You know, squirrely looking guy, mumbles a lot.
Dom Portwood: Oh, yeah.
Bob Slydell: Yeah, we can't actually find a record of him being a current employee here.
Bob Porter: I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him about it; but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck.
Bob Slydell: So we just went ahead and fixed the glitch.
Bill Lumbergh: Great.
Dom Portwood: So, uh, Milton has been let go?
Bob Slydell: Well, just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally.
Bob Porter: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem is solved from your end.