diapermommy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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One day this will all be yours
Today, my 5-year-old daughter saw a pad commercial. She asked me what they were, but I didn't think she was old enough to hear it. I just told her that they're like diapers for mommies. Now she won't stop telling people that mommy wears diapers. FML
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beautiful_mayhem 0
That is why you don't dumb things down for kids, it will always come back to bite you in the butt. You should have told her it was a grown up woman thing she will learn about later.
loveurlifeJK 5
That's why you cut the bullshit when it comes to kids. Just tell them the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
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daniella4680 0
she wouldn't say that if you just wore tampons
jannie22 0
well I learned about it when I was somewhere between eight and ten, and not because I asked my mom and she did not tell me. It was because I never saw them in the house or watched tv much to see a commercial (I was very active for a small child) but I'm sure if I wanted to know about it when I was littler my mom would have told me not in full detail probably just something like it's something that happens to girl when their older. :)
JBsGirlee 7
My friend told me that when she was little her mom said they were bandaids which actually makes a lot of sense to me I mean they are for blood
fallingstarsxox 8
Lol my mon told me what a period was when I was 5 well 6 but oh well
jennt89 10
I understand your logic.
buzzbee21 3
In hindsight, it could've been explained in a different way but if i had suddenly been asked that question i probably would've given the same answer on the spur of the moment, so FYL
linarahmany 6
We went to SAMs club once and my dad told me not to bye smelly shampooo. My 5 year old brother started picking stuff up and saying it didn't smell and he eventually picked up tampons and smell them O_o
rileynautumn 0
If my daughter asks something like that I tell her the truth, my parents did. Otherwise you end up as a "liar" and your kids are way too sheltered. Be honest with them. I knew a kid when I was young that was that sheltered... She had major issues as an adult. I feel bad for sheltered kids. They don't learn what life is really about.
adamo_erebus 26
This is the same explanation my mum used on me when I found pads in our bathroom. xD
odod777 28
You should have told her that she is not old enough and she will know what it is later on in life.