diapermommy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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One day this will all be yours
Today, my 5-year-old daughter saw a pad commercial. She asked me what they were, but I didn't think she was old enough to hear it. I just told her that they're like diapers for mommies. Now she won't stop telling people that mommy wears diapers. FML
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beautiful_mayhem 0
That is why you don't dumb things down for kids, it will always come back to bite you in the butt. You should have told her it was a grown up woman thing she will learn about later.
loveurlifeJK 5
That's why you cut the bullshit when it comes to kids. Just tell them the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
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LarissaT18 18
I usually just say ill tell them later and they forget about it if they're young enough.
fantasyworld 39
Just saying things like that will make her sheltered. Say it's a grown up thing.
vargaso 17
I did this when I was young too
Pippin43 16
Oh no. I'm sure the knowledge that you bleed from your ****** once a month would most certainly kill her.
isnobodyhere 32
And this is why we don't lie to our kids
IHaveThePower 18
'People who have a womb, like you and me, bleed every month when we get older, and pads are for keeping things clean' worked on the overly-inquisitive 3-year-old who followed me into the bathroom. The phrase 'grown-up diaper' got used a bit, too, but she got the idea. (I didn't say 'women' because a lot of trans women don't bleed, and trans men can bleed, so it's not a gendered thing...as I'm finding out now that I know I'm a dude.)