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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Noooooooooo!

Today, I reached a new low and embarrassed my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

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That's just a TAD extreme ya think?

more like f your family's lives

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quit it with the ******* tantrums, loser OP. you sound like a ******* five year old.

aeternum_vale 0

haha, that is awesome. you rock.

Um. Why? Either: -you are so depressed that comfort food is all you have left. -you are SO spoiled and greedy that you think you have to have exactly what you want every time. -you are sadly addicted to fake strawberry flavor/high fructose corn syrup/nasty pretend-pastry. -or- -you are 3-and-a-half. Pick one. :)

I am # 240. Yes.

good job :) random,but awesome

well you're an idiot. eff your family's life for having such an idiot in the family. YDI

u have syndrome?

omg this cracks me up

even my 6 year old brother wouldn't THINK of doing that in public...