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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Noooooooooo!

Today, I reached a new low and embarrassed my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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That's just a TAD extreme ya think?

more like f your family's lives

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Tarryn18 0

You're my hero.

beavygirl 0

what a lame ass. i can't believe you think that that is amusing or cute in any way. Do yourself a favor and get laid, or beaten, whatever you gotta do to keep from posting dumb ass shit like this again.

I choose "Your life sucks" because 1) there isn't a "your life is pathetic" option and 2) your life must really actually suck pretty badly if you're that upset over toaster strudels.

True. Fatties will tend to shovel anything into their slavering, flabby maws with little consideration as to it's nutritional value, edibility or even whether it's still moving.

Yeah. PMS sucks.

Absolute win!! :D

topbanana 0

omg! I can totally relate!! but I did that because I have severe ADD and ADHD so I'm basically off the wall crazy hahah :D

I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS FML. I honestly believe this is the greatest one I have ever read. Looks like Toaster Strudels really are the one everyone likes, lmao. The way this was written, just...everything. I LOVE THIS lol. Love you original poster!

hahahahaha, I love it.

ewww ydi you ******* weirdo