Nice

By hborkowski - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Asheville

Spicy
Today, I went to a urinal next to an elderly gentleman. As I was doing my business, he zips up and begins to leave. On his way out, he leans over my shoulder and whispers in my ear, "That's nice". FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 612
You deserved it 3 375
May weddings: Love and blunders
Weddings are supposed to be perfect, but our stories show that perfection can sometimes be... surprising! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

brittanyrmh_ 12

Awkward urinal moments are the reason I'm glad to be a girl

252 4
PenguinBitch 43

He reminds me of that old guy in family guy.

232 9

Comments

Steve95401 49

The elderly gentleman was probably happy to have relieved himself. As Perdix stated above (#30), prostate problems can make urination difficult when you get older. No, this isn't from personal experience.

3 2
mykelinva 4

I was just able to get over the heebies but I still can't shake the jeebies after reading that....nice.

3 3
lininnes 6

Once at a party, I was so drunk that I got sucked by an elder man, which from my blurry memory, seemed to be a great experience actually. His teethless gum felt warm & soft... so give it a try OP....

1 7
Levvy 22

Anyone ever watch Courage the Cowardly Dog? If so, you probably understand why I'm asking. Hopefully.

0 5
karatekid97 17

Like if you read it in Herbert the Pervert's voice.

1 7