Nice try, Mom

By Agirl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - El Cerrito

Today, my mom called me an asshole. She was embarrassed when she saw that a visiting family member had overheard, and tried to cover it up with, "Honey, you are a casserole! You are just delicious, any guy is gonna want you sweetie!" She honestly thought this would work. FML
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You deserved it 2 885
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anzie_fml 9

Call her a bitch and if someone overhears, you were asking her to scratch the big itch on your back.

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Kallian_fml 21

I'd believe it.

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Kallian_fml 21

I'd believe it.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

I'd laugh.

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flockz 19

well that escalated quickly.

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patrickalamo 47

And mom your a bitch..., No no I meant your witch for Halloween correct?

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KiddNYC1O 20

Moms come up with strange terms of endearment.

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AKGirlinSD 20

I think my mom might be related to OP's mom. She has two sides and tries to hide the mean one when company is over.

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_krystallynn_ 11

same here. :/ ^^^

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AKGirlinSD 20

45, then we must be sisters! Sorry you have to deal with that crap.

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Barr3lR0ll 9

Is it just me or was this same exact FML posted like a month ago?

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Mipz 2

That's a great cover.

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anzie_fml 9

Call her a bitch and if someone overhears, you were asking her to scratch the big itch on your back.

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spaboolly 26

Mom scratches her back, she scratches Mom's.

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xlord 27

But she'll call OP a ***** and ask if she wants more.....food

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Ask: "anyone ****-offee?"

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Harpy20 24

27- your picture and comments go together so well...

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

46- that's twice you've said that now, in the space of a few weeks. Move on with life. Nobody's listening.

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maosquare 18

Well, of course no ones listening. We're reading.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

54- that was such a hilarious remark I laughed my neckbrace off!!

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SaltukBugraHan 8

Yep, you are casserole. Deal with it.

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charvisioku 22

A+ for effort and imagination.

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domking1315 20

No we need a grade that exceeds A+ for this

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rocker_chick105 31

^ And that would be...?

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maosquare 18

A* - It's A with a star in it. Yes, the grades' that high...

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Classlfied 4

I wish my mother called me delicious.

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MissEmma_fml 22

Who doesn't wanna be a casserole? Think yourself lucky OP!

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oj101 33

Are you all red and hot, just like a casserole?

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BreeannHatesYou 4

What kind of casserole do YOU eat? O.o

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oj101 33

The kind with meat and vegetables in it. I hope this clears up any doubts.

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Demonfish 14

And what did you do to deserve being labeled as a cassero-asshole, OP?

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loopsy_fml 14

I would think it would be casshole or caserhole

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CrookedCook 14

that's just embarrassing and pitiful. at least your mom didn't get the last laugh on this one OP.

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