Nice try, Mom

By Agirl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - El Cerrito

Today, my mom called me an asshole. She was embarrassed when she saw that a visiting family member had overheard, and tried to cover it up with, "Honey, you are a casserole! You are just delicious, any guy is gonna want you sweetie!" She honestly thought this would work. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 484
You deserved it 2 885

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anzie_fml 9

Call her a bitch and if someone overhears, you were asking her to scratch the big itch on your back.

Kallian_fml 21

I'd believe it.


Kallian_fml 21

I'd believe it.

JocelynKaulitz 28

I'd laugh.

flockz 19

well that escalated quickly.

And mom your a bitch..., No no I meant your witch for Halloween correct?

KiddNYC1O 20

Moms come up with strange terms of endearment.

I think my mom might be related to OP's mom. She has two sides and tries to hide the mean one when company is over.

same here. :/ ^^^

45, then we must be sisters! Sorry you have to deal with that crap.

Is it just me or was this same exact FML posted like a month ago?

Mipz 2

That's a great cover.

anzie_fml 9

Call her a bitch and if someone overhears, you were asking her to scratch the big itch on your back.

Mom scratches her back, she scratches Mom's.

But she'll call OP a ***** and ask if she wants

Ask: "anyone ****-offee?"

27- your picture and comments go together so well...

46- that's twice you've said that now, in the space of a few weeks. Move on with life. Nobody's listening.

Well, of course no ones listening. We're reading.

54- that was such a hilarious remark I laughed my neckbrace off!!

Yep, you are casserole. Deal with it.

A+ for effort and imagination.

No we need a grade that exceeds A+ for this

^ And that would be...?

A* - It's A with a star in it. Yes, the grades' that high...

Classlfied 4

I wish my mother called me delicious.

Who doesn't wanna be a casserole? Think yourself lucky OP!

oj101 33

Are you all red and hot, just like a casserole?

BreeannHatesYou 4

What kind of casserole do YOU eat? O.o

oj101 33

The kind with meat and vegetables in it. I hope this clears up any doubts.

And what did you do to deserve being labeled as a cassero-asshole, OP?

I would think it would be casshole or caserhole

that's just embarrassing and pitiful. at least your mom didn't get the last laugh on this one OP.