Nice try, Mom

By Agirl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - El Cerrito

Today, my mom called me an asshole. She was embarrassed when she saw that a visiting family member had overheard, and tried to cover it up with, "Honey, you are a casserole! You are just delicious, any guy is gonna want you sweetie!" She honestly thought this would work. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 565
You deserved it 2 903

Top comments

anzie_fml 9

Call her a bitch and if someone overhears, you were asking her to scratch the big itch on your back.

Comments

flockz 19

And mom your a bitch..., No no I meant your witch for Halloween correct?

KiddNYC1O 20

Moms come up with strange terms of endearment.

I think my mom might be related to OP's mom. She has two sides and tries to hide the mean one when company is over.

45, then we must be sisters! Sorry you have to deal with that crap.

Is it just me or was this same exact FML posted like a month ago?

anzie_fml 9

Call her a bitch and if someone overhears, you were asking her to scratch the big itch on your back.

Mom scratches her back, she scratches Mom's.

But she'll call OP a ***** and ask if she wants more.....food

27- your picture and comments go together so well...

46- that's twice you've said that now, in the space of a few weeks. Move on with life. Nobody's listening.

Well, of course no ones listening. We're reading.

54- that was such a hilarious remark I laughed my neckbrace off!!

Classlfied 4

I wish my mother called me delicious.

Who doesn't wanna be a casserole? Think yourself lucky OP!

oj101 33

Are you all red and hot, just like a casserole?

BreeannHatesYou 4

What kind of casserole do YOU eat? O.o

oj101 33

The kind with meat and vegetables in it. I hope this clears up any doubts.

And what did you do to deserve being labeled as a cassero-asshole, OP?

I would think it would be casshole or caserhole

that's just embarrassing and pitiful. at least your mom didn't get the last laugh on this one OP.