Agirl
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
El Cerrito, United States
Nice try, Mom
Today, my mom called me an asshole. She was embarrassed when she saw that a visiting family member had overheard, and tried to cover it up with, "Honey, you are a casserole! You are just delicious, any guy is gonna want you sweetie!" She honestly thought this would work. FML
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anzie_fml 9
Call her a bitch and if someone overhears, you were asking her to scratch the big itch on your back.
Kallian_fml 21
I'd believe it.
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Comments (65)
Kallian_fml 21
I'd believe it.
JocelynKaulitz 28
I'd laugh.
preps87 0
I'd eat her.
flockz 20
well that escalated quickly.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
I'd tap that.
patrickalamo 48
And mom your a bitch..., No no I meant your witch for Halloween correct?
KiddNYC1O 22
Moms come up with strange terms of endearment.
AKGirlinSD 20
I think my mom might be related to OP's mom. She has two sides and tries to hide the mean one when company is over.
_krystallynn_ 11
same here. :/ ^^^
AKGirlinSD 20
45, then we must be sisters! Sorry you have to deal with that crap.
Barr3lR0ll 9
Is it just me or was this same exact FML posted like a month ago?
Mipz 2
That's a great cover.
anzie_fml 9
Call her a bitch and if someone overhears, you were asking her to scratch the big itch on your back.
spaboolly 26
Mom scratches her back, she scratches Mom's.
xlord 27
But she'll call OP a ***** and ask if she wants more.....food
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Ask: "anyone ****-offee?"
Harpy20 24
27- your picture and comments go together so well...
TourettesGuyFTW 26
46- that's twice you've said that now, in the space of a few weeks. Move on with life. Nobody's listening.
maosquare 18
Well, of course no ones listening. We're reading.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
54- that was such a hilarious remark I laughed my neckbrace off!!
SaltukBugraHan 8
Yep, you are casserole. Deal with it.
feven 32
Nm
charvisioku 22
A+ for effort and imagination.
domking1315 20
No we need a grade that exceeds A+ for this
rocker_chick105 31
^ And that would be...?
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
A++?
maosquare 18
A* - It's A with a star in it. Yes, the grades' that high...
Classlfied 4
I wish my mother called me delicious.
mario2012 18
Seems legit.
MissEmma_fml 22
Who doesn't wanna be a casserole? Think yourself lucky OP!
oj101 33
Are you all red and hot, just like a casserole?
BreeannHatesYou 4
What kind of casserole do YOU eat? O.o
oj101 33
The kind with meat and vegetables in it. I hope this clears up any doubts.
Demonfish 14
And what did you do to deserve being labeled as a cassero-asshole, OP?
loopsy_fml 14
I would think it would be casshole or caserhole
CrookedCook 14
that's just embarrassing and pitiful. at least your mom didn't get the last laugh on this one OP.
meihua 19
We did!