FML for mobile
Free

Open in app
FMyLife
Agirl This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff El Cerrito, United States

Nice try, Mom

Today, my mom called me an asshole. She was embarrassed when she saw that a visiting family member had overheard, and tried to cover it up with, "Honey, you are a casserole! You are just delicious, any guy is gonna want you sweetie!" She honestly thought this would work. FML

Collection

Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Top comments

Call her a bitch and if someone overhears, you were asking her to scratch the big itch on your back.

Kallian_fml 21

I'd believe it.

Add a comment · Reply to

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Comments (65)

theAnimalsPain 10

This doesn't seem like that much of an FML. It's more like wow mom, thanks. And then you're over it.

theAnimalsPain 10

should just laught it off

Wow your mum sucks sorry op ,but least now your family members know what you put up with and can say something to her.

10/10 would believe.

This is when you say, "mom, you are quite a coun-...........try sweetheart.

She is creative,too bad you two are having hard time together

tell your mom that she is a fruit cake. easy to make but hard to stomach.

you can never be sure whats been put in a casserole.

shepperds pie. mmmm

I just love parental cover ups. At least she didn't cover it up with, keep that grass out of your hole!!

Tell your mom that casseroles suck and you're going end up as a lonely spinster. Given the high fat and calorie content of the typical casserole, you'd rather be compared to the lowly fundament.

In other words, you don't like casseroles.