Nice try, Mom

By Agirl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - El Cerrito

Today, my mom called me an asshole. She was embarrassed when she saw that a visiting family member had overheard, and tried to cover it up with, "Honey, you are a casserole! You are just delicious, any guy is gonna want you sweetie!" She honestly thought this would work. FML
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Top comments

anzie_fml 9

Call her a bitch and if someone overhears, you were asking her to scratch the big itch on your back.

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theAnimalsPain 10

This doesn't seem like that much of an FML. It's more like wow mom, thanks. And then you're over it.

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theAnimalsPain 10

should just laught it off

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Fmlsea 28

Wow your mum sucks sorry op ,but least now your family members know what you put up with and can say something to her.

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kerrywoodwins20 2

This is when you say, "mom, you are quite a coun-...........try sweetheart.

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Meme1988 18

She is creative,too bad you two are having hard time together

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buckdharma 36

tell your mom that she is a fruit cake. easy to make but hard to stomach.

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buckdharma 36

you can never be sure whats been put in a casserole.

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tattoo88 4

I just love parental cover ups. At least she didn't cover it up with, keep that grass out of your hole!!

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perdix 29

Tell your mom that casseroles suck and you're going end up as a lonely spinster. Given the high fat and calorie content of the typical casserole, you'd rather be compared to the lowly fundament.

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AH1Zviper 15

In other words, you don't like casseroles.

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