Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Houston, United States
Nice seeing you
Today, I met my birth father for the first time. The first thing he told me was that if I ever get arrested, I should give him a call so his guys on the inside can look after me. I don't think there's going to be a second meeting. FML
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seemetrot_fml 16
Are you kidding? That sounds like it could be a very useful thing to have.
leJar 14
Hey, at least he's got your back if you get into trouble!
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aconsultant 9
Sounds more like a godfather to me.. Better keep away from him
H4H 15
It sounds like he cares, just in a weird way
xx000o 27
Sounds like there never should have been a first meeting.
Inkoseh 33
That's a nice offering! Unless, he's purposely trying to scare you away. Or...that's his Dad humor. Sorry!
catherinecas 30
My best friend's dad was in prison for a while because of drugs and other things. He's completely turned his life around and is really big on helping other ex-cons out whenever he can. That said: See what your dad went to jail for before you get too involved.
AspieGirl88 7
Are you certain that he wasn't referring to whomever might be working there (as officers, I mean)? It might sound unlikely, but it could happen (& it's an easy mistake to make). Even if your dad has been in prison, though; that isn't necessarily the worst thing in the world (unless the offender continues to get arrested). Sometimes people make bad choices, but for those who are willing to just get on with things; take whatever punishment they get served to them & then do their best to turn their life around ... such people deserve that second chance, I believe. =o)
rubysgonbfamous 12
this man could probably teach you a lot about surviving... and probably every awesome card game that ever existed. hop down from your ivory tower and give the guy a chance. he probably has great stories.
mememaster69 5
isn't this from a TV show? it's always Sunny in Philadelphia I think
Jester epic_151 11
He means guards tho right? Not inmtes?