Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Houston, United States
Nice seeing you
Today, I met my birth father for the first time. The first thing he told me was that if I ever get arrested, I should give him a call so his guys on the inside can look after me. I don't think there's going to be a second meeting. FML
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seemetrot_fml 16
Are you kidding? That sounds like it could be a very useful thing to have.
leJar 14
Hey, at least he's got your back if you get into trouble!
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Talis99 26
Aww, I'm sorry, OP. You follow your heart and back off if you want. I will point out that, barring the actual history here, it kinda sounds like he might care about you and is just going about it the very wrong way. Still. You got to me him, right? I'm sorry it turned out that way.
ItsAnanya 25
At least you had the chance to meet your father. Some of us crave for any sort of opportunity for that to happen but it never does. He also cares for you. You really should keep be thankful and keep in touch, if not strengthen your relationship with him.
SavageSmith 9
You're a ungrateful piece of shit
Alzamoos 10
That seems so ******* useful, do not let him go!
angryo5trich 13
He's trying to show you that he cares about
BabyCakes818 16
At least it's the thought that counts.
dashajroberts 6
My biological father is in prison. I can't wait for him to give me this talk.
joshklander 11
Well, you don't want to be picking up the soap, do you?
I_own_a_dog 11
Just cause he might not be the best of person to society doesn't mean he's not a good dad OP
CaityMandy 10
I'm sorry he's not what you expected. But he is trying to look out for you