Today, I messaged the guy I've been seeing for four months, referring to him as my boyfriend. His response? "I didn't realize you had a boyfriend." FML
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Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, I woke up to 6 missed calls. I called back to find a woman asking how I know her boyfriend after seeing our texts. I told her he's been my boyfriend for 4 months, and she told me he's been hers for over a year. He vehemently denied knowing who I am as I spoke, even with obvious proof. FML
Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML
Today, I went to my long-distance boyfriend's party. His best friend was talking to me and trying to make conversation, he asked, "So, are you two official?" I responded with a definite yes, but was cut off mid-word by my boyfriend, who quickly said, "No, not really." Sorry, I wasn't aware, darling. FML
Today, I brought my new boyfriend to dinner with my family. Everything was going smoothly until my dad asked him how long we’d been dating. My boyfriend looked at me, then said, "Uh, I think it's been… four months?" I looked horrified and said, "It's been TWO!" Now I’m wondering if we’re dating or just two confused people stuck in a situationship. FML
Today, the man I've been dating for four months said he could see I had feelings for him, and he was mad because it made things complicated. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
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Top comments
khorstmye 15
Seems understandable if you have not ever talked about it.
kibster9 20
You need to talk things over with him. If you haven't discussed being boyfriend and girlfriend, then I understand.
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Comments (36)
llexibearr 17
gotta keep each other in the loop. sorry op.
kibster9 20
You need to talk things over with him. If you haven't discussed being boyfriend and girlfriend, then I understand.
AuTiAlloy 8
And that's why you discuss things like this and don't just assume stuff.
artistswife 19
He didn't say "I didn't realize I was your boyfriend." Maybe he thought you were talking about someone else. Time for a real talk.
redhead_sprhro 10
I'd be more understanding if you did more than just talking
Goodtimes26 7
Maybe you should take that as a hint hopefully he was joking
beeferjay 34
just withhold the poon, until you get a "boyfriend"
Katyness 14
Rookie mistake, OP.
nxbiaa 8
If you haven't talked to him before about it I could understand where he is coming from but if that's not the case he's a douche bag
SS 31
The way I see this, it's as though he was disappointed to hear it and was hoping that space was vacant for him. I reckon this is just a misunderstanding between you two! :)