jjhach
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Aldouane, Canada
Neat and tidy
Today, while fishing my remote out from behind the couch, I found my fiancé's stash of old toenails. FML
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JuzReading 23
Please introduce your fiancé to a vacuum cleaner.
flufee2 27
Lets be honest.. 90% of the time when you do that you find anything but the remote lol
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Comments (47)
JuggaloSimms1441 16
Eeeeew! I used to know someone that are them..... So could be worse! Good luck with that one! Fyl
Zwingend 15
I shudder to think of it. Perhaps this would be a good time to discuss grooming etiquette with him...
whensatanstrikes 12
It's a new level of disgusting.
therealjc_fml 14
Nasty.... Sprinkle them on his plate next time you make him a meal :)
Axel5238 29
I hope OP, made the account to post this and her name is the noise she made when she found those toe nails. Really though that's gross, as a kid my mom used to leave used tissues between the pillows of the couch.
octopussperm125 18
You never said what u did with them?
worldclassrager 39
Some things make me wonder why people do things like this
ZorroRooster 19
Better those than a stash of panties from one night stands.
xXToxicPenguinXx 12
i honestly read "fisting my remote"
nider 19
Two FMLs in a row with the correct use of fiancée/fiancé! Is this what heaven is like?