Gross and Love: Neat and tidy

Neat and tidy

By jjhach - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Aldouane

Today, while fishing my remote out from behind the couch, I found my fiancé's stash of old toenails. FML

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JuzReading 23

Saturday 13 September 2014 13:42

Please introduce your fiancé to a vacuum cleaner.

flufee2 27

Saturday 13 September 2014 13:44

Lets be honest.. 90% of the time when you do that you find anything but the remote lol

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AFaye3964 17

Saturday 13 September 2014 21:01

ewh! Maybe you should clean behind the couch more often.

Jxv 15

Saturday 13 September 2014 22:40

At least he cuts his toenails, so that's good for him!

kittyfrozen 19

Saturday 13 September 2014 23:07

i like how you said stash haha

ELoni_fml 25

Sunday 14 September 2014 0:32

Holy shit. That is one of the most disgusting things I ever heard

fmlrulesBolt 14

Sunday 14 September 2014 6:40

Now that is disgusting

guriak 10

Sunday 14 September 2014 14:41

Better then most fiancées

Echosnow 15

Sunday 14 September 2014 16:48

Time to get a new fiancé

NyQuilSausages 7

Sunday 14 September 2014 18:41

When I was little, I used to save all my nail clipping and put it in this sea shell on the window sill.

jlovesexycool 1

Monday 15 September 2014 1:17

ewwww wtfff!!

Malcazar 22

Monday 15 September 2014 7:06

There is probably a reason he never TOE you about the stash!

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