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jjhach This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Aldouane, Canada

Neat and tidy

Today, while fishing my remote out from behind the couch, I found my fiancé's stash of old toenails. FML

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JuzReading 23

Please introduce your fiancé to a vacuum cleaner.

flufee2 27

Lets be honest.. 90% of the time when you do that you find anything but the remote lol

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Comments (47)

AFaye3964 17

ewh! Maybe you should clean behind the couch more often.

Jxv 15

At least he cuts his toenails, so that's good for him!

kittyfrozen 19

i like how you said stash haha

ELoni_fml 25

Holy shit. That is one of the most disgusting things I ever heard

fmlrulesBolt 14

Now that is disgusting

guriak 10

Better then most fiancées

Echosnow 15

Time to get a new fiancé

NyQuilSausages 7

When I was little, I used to save all my nail clipping and put it in this sea shell on the window sill.

Malcazar 22

There is probably a reason he never TOE you about the stash!